Unintentional spam-trap poetry

March 25, 2014

Unintentional spam-trap poetry

As I skim through my WordPress spam trap every couple weeks and delete dozens and dozens of obviously spambot-generated ads to make sure that a genuine comment hasn’t been accidentally excluded, occasionally–very occasionally–I’ll find that one of the spambots has generated something unintentionally profound.  For your amusement I thought I’d share a few of the more poetic efforts of the Louis Vuitton knockoff-selling robots…

For added enjoyment, I recommend reading in your head in the voice of either Carl Kasell, William Shatner, or Sarah Palin.

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