April 1, 2011
Onion-esque headlines, volume 4
Time for another edition. Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone!
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“Computer calculates most boring day ever.” –Time, 11/28/10
“German customs officials seize fake canned unicorn meat.” –Time, 12/2/10
“Palin denies Tea Party’s involvement in Dancing with the Stars.” –Jezebel.com, 12/7/10
“Dubai jails ‘wizard’ who promised rain of cash.” –New York Times, 1/12/11
“AOL buys another crack at a future.” –New York Times, 2/7/11
“Scientists discover how to make squids go completely berserk.” –Christian Science Monitor, 2/18/11
“Aussies warned to flee killer birds.” –newser, 2/18/11
“[John] Edwards lies low, but that won’t last.” –New York Times, 2/28/11
“Avril Lavigne not quite a grown-up.” –New York Magazine, 3/8/11
“Study undercuts view of college as a place of same-sex experimentation.” –New York Times, 3/17/11
“Fight waged with forks is rejoined in Congress.” –New York Times, 3/17/11
“Young people with old souls prefer records to CD’s.” –New York Times, 3/21/11
“Gay bar mourns Elizabeth Taylor.” –New York Times, 3/24/11
Laura said,
April 2, 2011 at 9:37 am
Funny stuff. LOL