September 4, 2010
Onion-esque headlines, volume 2
My last two posts were a little bit heavy, so here are some more funny headlines for a lovely three-day weekend.
“Samples leak of preposterous Bob Dylan Christmas album.” –NYMag, 9/19/09
“O’Keefe: You can’t escape the sex.” –AMNYork, 9/18/09
“Study finds women wear shoes that cause pain.” –New York Times, 9/29/09
“Scots aim lasers at landmarks.” –New York Times, 11/4/09
“It will be disappointing for many reasons if the world actually ends in 2012.” –NPR.org, 11/9/09
“Government-backed Chinese gay bar stays empty.” –Salon.com, 12/1/09
“Parents often don’t know what kids are talking about.” –Newsweek, 12/25/09
“Newsflash: It’s still really hard to make a living in theater.” –Stage Directions, February 2010
“Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters.” –Reuters, 7/3/10
“Anglican body hits impasse on women.” –New York Times, 7/10/10
“Wrong. All of It. Ditto for Everyone Involved.” -New York Times, 8/15/10
“Rare Look at Documents Shows Pirates Are Making Money.” –New York Times, 8/23/10 (It’s actually about the Pittsburg Pirates, not just pirates, my first impression which made me think “since when do pirates keep documents?”)
“I was a landlord to a Russian spy, and he was a total slob.” –Alternet.org, 8/24/10
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